June 2011
1 post
Find me...
…here from now on.
Or here.
Or possibly also, here.
Find me...
…here from now on.
“It’s like a lifetime of legginess and smiles have atrophied her...”
– Tracie Egan Morrissey on Kelly Bensimon, 6/11/10
Wonkette is Funny
Wonkette (linking to WSJ story): Liberals are totally leotarded according to a recent poll administered by Zogby International, which polled a self-selected group of Internet individuals about economics and GOTCHA the liberals did terrible!
Florida Coast: Sorta Clear (AdWeek) →
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
3 posts
True & Funny
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve heard people say “I barely eat anything - I eat like a bird and I still gain weight”. Oh really. You are eating fewer calories than you need and your body is gaining weight? Impossible. This violates the law of thermodynamics.
Usually it’s a case of not really being aware of how much you are actually eating. Because...
March 2010
5 posts
This New American Life
A lot of my advertising friends have been making fun of the ads out there as of recent. It’s hard not to notice. Visa, Bank of America, Sun Trust, Hyundai…they all say some rendition of “in times like these”. Apparently, these times…are different. They certainly feel that way.
Everyone has an opinion on how life is going to change in this new world we have just discovered — the one with villains...
February 2010
3 posts
blind-o
So the below blind item is funny because I actually know a girl who believed water made her gain weight— when her boyfriend (who lived out of town) would come to visit, she told everyone she wouldn’t drink water until he left because it made her fatter. Smart girl.
This young B/C list starlet hasn’t been getting much work lately compared to her contemporaries. She is convinced...
me: What does it mean when all I want to do is look at pictures of sleeping kittens online all day?
March 2009
1 post
Yarn. Just saw these guys last night.
Artists...
July 2008
3 posts
Emily: like, an entire WEEK of vacation that i spent chauffering her and doing wedding errands...sitting for hours while she gets acrylics...going to target 10 times...getting her dress
me: ha
Emily: everyone is like how was vacation! and i'm like welp. it wasn't exactly a vacation vacation...
me: acrylics! eww. that smells. i hope you sat outside
June 2008
1 post
“I’m a new soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit...”
– yael naim
April 2008
2 posts
March 2008
2 posts
February 2008
3 posts
a reminder. because i forgot.
Love From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Expressions of love may include the love for a “soul” or mind, the love of laws and organizations, love for a body, love for nature, love of food, love of money, love for learning, love of power, love of fame, love for the respect of others, etcetera. Different people place varying degrees of importance on the kinds of love they receive....
“And I’m racking my brain for a new improved way
To let you know your more...”
– relient k (must have done something right)
January 2008
3 posts
happy new year!
Hold me close cause I need you to guide me to safety In the confusion and the aftermath, You are my signal fire, The only resolution and the only joy, Is the faint spark of forgiveness in your eyes. — snow patrol, ‘signal fire’
December 2007
2 posts
November 2007
7 posts
on being flirty
me: ok so creepy mcinfidelity just sent me this email James: perfect i can’t wait me: ok it’s one line and the line is: Hooked on Onerepublic’s “apologize” w/Timbaland song. I mean, normally it takes a while to like a song but this one is addictively awesome. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh ??????? James: thanks? i appreciate the update ? me: do i say thanks or...
JOHN MAYER: st. patricks day
Here comes the cold Break out the winter clothes And find a love to call your own You - enter you Your cheeks a shade of pink And the rest of you in powder blue Who knows what will be But I'll make you this guarantee No way November will see our goodbye When it comes to December it's obvious why No one wants to be alone at Christmas time In the dark, on the phone You tell me the names of your...
Report: Prince Harry and Girlfriend Chelsy Davy... →
“JENNA BUSH is the younger, blonder and rowdier of George Bush’s twin...”
– the economist 10.25.07
October 2007
12 posts
